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BIG MONEY INVESTMENTS

Big Money Mission

We're Big Money, and we're not here to just make regular money, we're here to make BIG money. Only the highest quality investments come onto our desks, we're talking real big money here, $500? Chump change. $10,000? Too low. $1,000,000? Add a few more zeroes buddy and you'll get to what we invest into. Here at Big Money Investments, we only invest in the future, and the future is BIG MONEY!

Big Money Clients

Cheffrey Bezos

Cheffrey Bezos owner of Chef Cheffrey's Cheffin

Cheffrey Bezos had a simple dream, to be the worlds greatest pastry chef, and Big Money believed in him. After the first whiff of Cheffrey's famous croquembouche, we here at Big Money knew we had to invest into his business. He may be overshadowed by his older brother in the business world, but we knew a winner when we saw one.

Build Gates

Build Gates owner of Build Builds Buildings

Build Gates got started as a construction worker early in his life when he built a garage for his younger brother so that he could tinker with electronics in it. He specializes in BIG buildings and you know those of us here at Big Money love that! He even built the 420 story Big Money office building.

Big Money Team

Karl Barx

Karl Barx
  • Head of Economic Research
  • Good Boy

John Manguy

John Manguy
  • Director of Asset Scavenging
  • All around cutie

Gold King Kole

Gold King Kole
  • Head of Stock Market Portfolio
  • Is able to light a cigar underwater